The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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