Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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