why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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