he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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