whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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