so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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