if you like me you must not know who I am
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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