I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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