I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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