you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
