why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
