okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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