I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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