i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Who died my cat blue again?
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