When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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