If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Operation Purity has been aborted
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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