You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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