we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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