glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
