why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
not ubering you a puppy
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