i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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