Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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