I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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