nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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