I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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