i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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