CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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