You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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