Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
do nipples grow back?
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