so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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