Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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