Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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