i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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