This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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