Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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