But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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