chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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