Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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