I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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