Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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