does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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