Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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