normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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