Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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