in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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