I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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