I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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