Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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