when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
