I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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