Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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