Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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