I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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