Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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