even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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