i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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